Monday, October 27, 2008

When Melia Attacks...

The Victim: A brand spankin new bottle of $25 Dior mascara...not even used, which fell into the hands of a sinister young child with nothing else to do but raise havoc in the Holmes' household.

The Culprit:2'9" tall, 27lbs., hazel eyes, mischievous grin

The Crime: At approx. 7:15 pm on October 26, 2008, the child as noted ransacked her mother's purse and found the victim and decided to intentionally "get pretty". We spoke to the child and all she had to say of the matter was "Uh-Oh"...

The Punishment: The culprit will be scrubbed clean,tickled and loved and will then spend the night behind her crib bars after bedtime at approx. 8:30 pm until 7:00 am. The victim at this time seeks no prosecution.


  1. That is the funniest thing I have seen in a LONG time!
    Hey what are you doing this Friday? I will be in town :) I can help tickle and love your little culprit

  2. That is the funniest post ever!!!!! She is too cute. Sad for your mascara though!

  3. haha, how can you be mad at that face, not looking forward to those days, but they do make for some good pictures!

  4. Hahahahah!!!! That is so Melia! And you are a great Mom!!! Thanks for posting this hilarious stuff!

  5. That's hilarious! My daughter did the same things with my eye liner and got it all over herself and drew circles all over the bathtub and shower door!

  6. Now that is hilarious. You gotta love her though.