The Victim: A brand spankin new bottle of $25 Dior mascara...not even used, which fell into the hands of a sinister young child with nothing else to do but raise havoc in the Holmes' household.
The Culprit:2'9" tall, 27lbs., hazel eyes, mischievous grin
The Crime: At approx. 7:15 pm on October 26, 2008, the child as noted ransacked her mother's purse and found the victim and decided to intentionally "get pretty". We spoke to the child and all she had to say of the matter was "Uh-Oh"...
The Punishment: The culprit will be scrubbed clean,tickled and loved and will then spend the night behind her crib bars after bedtime at approx. 8:30 pm until 7:00 am. The victim at this time seeks no prosecution.