Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Poop Cookies!

That is right people! I said poop cookies! And you can't knock em' till you've tried em'!
I have been making these cookies since I was about 10 years old and they are still my favorite.
You have probably had these before...possibly under a different name but if you haven't, break out your pans and get to cookin! It couldn't be any easier. They cook in the same pan you mix it in, and you don't even have to bake them! Instant choclification!

So I love on the Pioneer Woman's blog how she meticulously goes through each step of her recipes, picture by picture, to ensure a tasty treat... So here I was snapping away with my camera, and as I was reviewing these mighty fine pictures and feeling so accomplished...I noticed how disgustingly old and falling apart my cookware is! Holy cow I guess you don't really notice it until other people are going to look at it too... OK they weren't that bad but 5 years of constant use does not look so good on print! =) So now that I know what I am asking for will just have to trust to get this done by yourself...

But I do promise you a fabulous chocolate induced coma for you when you are through! Enjoy!

So here it goes...

Poop Cookies

1 stick butter (as my girl Paula Deen has said...I am your cook, not your doctor)
3 Tbsp. cocoa (or 2sq. of unsweetened chocolate)
2 c. sugar
1/2 c. milk (you can use fat free if you are feeling over indulged)

Melt all four ingredients together in a saucepan and boil for one minute.
Remove from heat and add:

1/2 c. peanut butter (that's right...become one with the peanut butter)
1tsp. vanilla
3 c. oats (I just used regular Stater's brand)

Mix well until blended.
Lay some foil, wax, parchment...whatever is lying around, and plop (hence the name!) the sweet morsels onto it and let set. Make them as big or small as you want...they don't have to be pretty or perfect or anything. But they will resemble (ahem) ... no bake chocolate cookies.


  1. they look good i guess! :) your too funny!

  2. I would like to add my testimony that I love these POOP cookies with every fiber of my being - and I know without a doubt that chocolate is true and that by eating it every morning and every night it will bring many (FAT) blessings.

  3. OK it was not MELIA , It is me, DAD

  4. THESE ARE MY FAVORITE!!!! I love these cookies, although I like your name for them better. I have just always called them the "no bake cookie". Seriously love them though! You are so lucky I don't live there or else I would be pounding down your door right now for one of those! MMMMMMMM!

  5. Poop cookies (aka no bake cookies) LOL. My mom made these cookies for us all the time when I was a kid. They are still my fave too! I make them at least once a month. Yummy!

  6. You make me laugh! Brian loves these cookies too, but I have never heard them called poop cookies before. :)

  7. Oh Heck yes!!!! i have had these before they r delicious!!!!